Too big. That’s not you, is it? Your size is far from perfect. In fact, probably subpar. When a woman tells you too big is the perfect size, she’s letting you know that you are inadequate. Good things come in small packages said no woman ever.
What am I talking about? Well those who love Small Penis Humiliation know there’s only a few ways to please a beautiful Mistress.
- You must PAY A FEE to be in her presence. Why else would a beautiful woman want to hang out with a guy with a small dick.
You can start by buying me a coffee. This $50 ecard from Peets should do the trick
2. You must PAY A PENALTY for having a small dick in the first place.
It is criminal that you are so small and you know it! You may buy me an ecard from Nordstrom for this pair of ultra mini Uggs ($152 with tax) so I can kick your ultra mini dick, from behind of course.
3. You must BUY ME A PRETTY DRESS TO WEAR ON A DATE WITH A REAL MAN.
You may buy me this perfect dress from Doen ($428). I’ll wear it and tell you about the date later.
Small dick? Still don’t know what to do about it? Re-read the three suggestions above.
Looking forward to talking to you soon!
True , a few should be paid. If it was on a case by case basis, I think I’d have to pay ALOT.
You know my history, so me paying a fee is pretty much mandatory. I’ll pay and probably will get a very hard, swift kick to my gentials
Alex, I DO know your history and your fee would be inversely steep! 🙂
xoxo A.
Women absolutely do, in many ways “charge you” if you are not so well endowed. It s not always “explicit” or open though sometimes it is. You just sort of “know” by her attitude and comments that you may have to provide something for her that is related to your being not so endowed. My feeling is girls have become more “open” about this in recent years.
Sounds like you have a lot of experience in this arena Owen 😉 We’ll have to discuss this very soon!
It is just this “thing” in you where you want to hear a girl tell you how big you are. There is something that happens when you literally never hear that and either directly
or indirectly hear the opposite. It makes you feel “weak”. And like it is just “how it is”. And you either give up or try to accept it. Girls can and do (some) “use” this issue to make you do things for them – even if it is just a friendship. Some girls will leverage control by letting you know your size – even if they do not say it directly or even truly know. They can figure out that you are small just by saying things and seeing how hard it is for you to be “lite” about the matter.
So true Owen!
Miss Audrey,
Wow! I never new having a small tool could be so costly! Thank you for the reminder of how the universe works. Thank god I’m a gay bottom or else I’d be paying a lot of “small dick fees†to you and other women.
Haha Aaron good for you as an out gay bottom! But for all those secret cocksuckers there are many fees to keep those delicious secrets 😉