Too big.  That’s not you, is it? Your size is far from perfect. In fact, probably subpar. When a woman tells you too big is the perfect size, she’s letting you know that you are inadequate. Good things come in small packages said no woman ever.

What am I talking about? Well those who love Small Penis Humiliation know there’s only a few ways to please a beautiful Mistress.

  1. You must PAY A FEE to be in her presence. Why else would a beautiful woman want to hang out with a guy with a small dick.

$50 fee to be in my presence.

You can start by buying me a coffee. This $50 ecard from Peets should do the trick

2.  You must PAY A PENALTY for having a small dick in the first place.

$152 penalty so I can kick you in your tiny nuts for being so small.

It is criminal that you are so small and you know it! You may buy me an ecard from Nordstrom for this pair of ultra mini Uggs ($152 with tax) so I can kick your ultra mini dick, from behind of course.

3. You must BUY ME A PRETTY DRESS TO WEAR ON A DATE WITH A REAL MAN.

This dress for being a tiny dick loser.

You may buy me this perfect dress from Doen ($428). I’ll wear it and tell you about the date later.

 

Small dick? Still don’t know what to do about it? Re-read the three suggestions above.

Looking forward to talking to you soon!

xoxo Audrey