SPH is for Small Penis Halloween
SPH lovers, I hope you’ve been enjoying the LDW blog train! Today is my day to talk about Halloween Happenings. Yesterday was Mistress Andi’s Mummification Monster Maker and this year I decided to invite all the smallest guys I know. And by small, I mean you guys with teeny weenies! This party is for you if you’re a small dick loser who doesn’t even make a bulge in your panties. Make sure to stop by if you’re so small that my friends and I are going to fall on the floor crying with laughter when we see how tiny you are. Look no further for your dose of Small Penis Humiliation
Smaller Than A Worm
I know how you Teeny Weenie sissies love Halloween! It’s the perfect excuse for you to get all dressed up in your favorite pink maid outfit or sweet ballerina costume and prance on over to my place for ultimate SPH. We’ll be bobbing for tiny red apples that are probably bigger than your tiny penis and how embarrassing will it be when we measure you up against the miniature apple you just bobbed for only to find out that the worm is bigger than you!
Halloween Party Favors
There’s nothing I love more than giving all my teeny weenie sissies Halloween cages as party favors and hearing the squeals of delight. Some of you may feel the need to cum and since it’s Halloween, I might let you do that in exchange for the SPH of squirting into your doll sized apple martini. Cheers my teeny weenie friend! See you on Halloween!!!
Make sure to stop by Mistress Brighton’s blog tomorrow to read about her Monster Ball delights.
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Mistress Audrey’s Autumn Schedule
2pm – 8pm & 10pm – 1am EST
Extended hours just for you stroker boys!
I will update with any changes here.
How to Contact me
Stroker boys, make sure to check the CockControl page to see if I’m available or email me directly at  Audrey@enchantrixempire.com with any further questions. Texting sessions are via skype and need to be booked with dispatch or online and SexyTexting.com before we begin. Make sure to contact me via email as I may not see your request on skype.
If you’re interested in a particular fetish, make sure to let me know as soon as you can we talk. Crossdressing Sissies and Transgender Transformation, Cuckolding, Cocksucking, Bi-Curious, Humiliation, Tease and Denial and Humiliation are some of my main interests, but there are many more.
I’m always happy to discuss anything you like during your session. If you’re in the mood for girlie talk, or want to take some time to talk about work, your relationship or anything on your mind – I’m happy to do that too.
Looking forward to chatting with you soon!
P.S. Happy Cocktober
Or for some of you stroker boys, it might be Locktober… As you know, we ladies at Enchantrix love to celebrate October and we are having a Cocktoberfest! For the entire month of Cocktober, we have Cocktail Hours. Any calls you make between 5:00 PM and 8:00 PM Eastern Monday through Friday are only 2.75 per minute and I am now working during those hours!!!
The discounted price is good for dispatched calls only. I know you love to talk to our marvelous dispatchers, just have them send you right over to me.
Now, all that’s left for you is to grab that cock, and your phone and have some great phone sex while enjoying Cocktail hour with your favorite Mistress at a discount.
Calls And Balls Extended all Football Season Long
Great news our Sunday special from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM Eastern is happening the entire football season. Call between those hours and speak to the dispatcher to get 10% off your call.
OMG i luv the idea of being directed to squirt into my martini if it meant that i could be the center of Your attention for a while…!
I’m glad you enjoyed the humor jizzalene!
xo Audrey
Big amusement out of a small package.
Yes, exactly!
xo Audrey
So true! Closet sissies can hide so much on Halloween, all in plain sight! But at the Monster’s Ball, you’ll make sure their little clitties have the spotlight as well!
Lol, I love the hiding in plain sight metaphor Ms. Rachel! Looking forward to the Halloween Monster Ball!
OMG little clitties in the spotlight !! I love seeing other little clitties as well. Are there going to be witches with potions to shrink the clitties even more?
Quite possibly!
Mistress Audrey, please put me on the “short list†of invitees for this soirée!
Consider yourself officially on the “short list”!
I could come in a moment’s notice!
Haha, love the honesty!
xoxo Mistress A.