Are you a little jerk off junkie? Small penis losers, take my quiz and see if you qualify.

How many of these True/False questions will you answer True to? I bet I can guess!

1. Most guys want to sleep with me right away, but you feel special because you’re the only one I make jerk off instead.
2. Of course you’re going to do as I say because you have a very tiny penis.
3. Your masturbation habit is totally out of control.
4. You’ve been told, “You’re not hung enough.”
5. You’ve been told, “It’s soooo little!”
6. You’re going to go jerk off now, aren’t you, masturbator?
7. Your girlfriend/wife has at some point said, “What do you mean, you just want to go masturbate?”
8. You’re a chronic masturbator, aren’t you?
9. You would love a hot woman to tell you, “That’s a good little jerk off junkie! Masturbate for me.”
10. You wish I would tell you, “You should get a tattoo that says “small dick loser” tattooed somewhere on your body.”
11. Your ideal date would tell you, “Crawl over here, press your nose against the soles of my stilettos and beg me to spit on you.”
12. You know attractive women are thinking, “Of course I won’t date you, you’re much too little!” when you’re on a date.
13. You dream of a woman telling you, “I think a chronic compulsive masturbator is who you were meant to be. Embrace it!”
14. She didn’t want to hurt your feelings so she said, “Can I watch you masturbate?”
15. You’ve been told, “I have more important things to do than watch you jerk off, so let’s make this quick.”
16. You become submissive at the sight of a woman’s body.
17. Your wife walks in on you and says, “Again? You’re such a needy Masturbator!”
18. You love being called a masturbator.
19. You love to stare at my high heels and jerk off.
20. You love instructions like, “You’re going to lick every drop of pre-cum that comes out of your tiny dick.”
21. You fantasize that the pretty girl out of your league laughs at you and says, “Looks like your penis is getting quite a workout there,” as you furiously jerk your tiny junk.
22. You dream that I tell you, “Pump your penis for my red pumps. I love to wear them for jerk off junkies like you!”
23. Your ideal woman says, “Come over here and show me how a good boy masturbates.”
24. You’d love to beg to stroke in front of me.
25. You want to get that mini boner frustrated for me.
26. You would get so hard if I told you, “You can goon to me all you want but don’t even think about cuming.”
27. You know that Little jerk off junkies masturbate, but alpha males have sex with beautiful women.
28. You fantasize that I tell you to “say it for me one more time, that’s right! You are my good little jerk off junkie!”
29. You hope that I’ll instruct you, “Now that you’re on your hands and knees loser, put your forehead on the ground and beg for it.”
30. At some point in your life, a girl has said to you, “Is that as big as it gets? This is a joke, right??
31. Your dream girl would tell you, “I’m here to measure your baby dick.”
32. You’ve heard, “Three inches!! OMG, pathetic!” more than once.
33. You like when I tell you, “Get on your knees and beg to stroke for me.”
34. You’ve heard at least once, “Oh, you’re the guy with the small penis!”
35. You wish I would tell you, “Go ahead and goon yourself stupid, small penis loser!”

How did you do? If you said yes to more than half of these, you’re definitely a little jerk off junkie. I’m sure you’re jerking now, aren’t you?