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SPH Delusions

SPH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

SPH delusions can take many forms–for example, that a women could knowingly be interested in a small dicked guy…but the biggest of all is that they have a normal if not extremely grand sized penis. WHAT? You’re thinking that SPH seekers enjoy being humiliated for their tiny sub-size inadequate penis. Yes they do, but a rarely discussed aspect of SPH delusions is that some of my pathetic small dick callers enter into what I refer to as Walter Mitty breaks from reality where they indulge in grand SPH Delusions of well, grandeur…

WISHFUL THINKING

Here’s a typical response I hear from callers when they start to describe their situation to me: “I have a little bit of a small one.” This is generous language (ie, SPH delusions) and code for under four inches, usually more like three inches. Please see the universal measuring standards on my previous post here. And most of these poor losers couldn’t get hard enough for a woman even if they wanted to, but that’s another post altogether. Four inches isn’t a bit small, it’s microscopic!

Here’s an email I recently received from Elaine, one of my my tiny pecker (her words) callers:

SPH Delusions

Elaine writes:

I have to put this decal over my zipper

Ha! High is right! Like I said, SPH delusions are a thing!

Getting shot down by a dominant Mistress always leaves my poor inferior penis sluts humiliated and excited.

DO YOUR SPH DELUSIONS QUALIFY FOR SPH FROM A DOMINANT SIZE QUEEN?

In case there’s any doubt in you mind, whether you qualify for a Small Penis Humiliation call from me, please take my dick evaluation in this blog post: 10 Shocking Truths About Your Small Dick. As far as I’m concerned, this post is required reading if you’re looking to speak with me, but you might also enjoy:

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