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Welcome! Pencil Dick Losers Are My Specialty!

Are you a pencil dick loser who needs a dominate Mistress? The answer is yes if whenever  beautiful woman shoots you down your poor little penis is humiliated and excited.

YOUR PATHETIC COCK IS NOT AVERAGE

And please don’t try to tell me that your tiny but average in girth because I know immediately that means you’re well below average–or at least anything that would count in my book. I hate to break it to you but 4 or 5 inches and below — this is nowhere near average and makes you a pencil dick by proxy. A guy who’s 5 inches can barely penetrate a woman {see my chart to learn more}. For a size queen like me, 6 inches is not average and 7 inches is the low end of the spectrum of barely passable. Frankly, I would consider a lover with a 7 inch dick to be a bit too small for my taste.

 

YOU’RE ONLY GOOD FOR PLEASURING MY MALE FRIENDS

You’re a pencil dick loser if oral is the only thing you’re good for. No, not for me of course, but I’ll have a lot of fun making you orally pleasure some of my real men friends. The only thing you’re good for is taking care of real men.

 

YOU LIKE MY HUMILIATING QUESTIONS

This is the gold standard of pencil dick losesr evaluations. You’re so embarrassed by your shameful secret that you’re broadcasting it to me without saying a word. When I ask you a question you blush and stutter and can’t bring yourself to meet my gaze. Your lowered eyes tell me everything I need to know! If I ask about your tiny little dick, the thrill of it gives you an embarrassing hard on.

If you’re one of those guys who squirms when I softly laugh and guess your secret,–that you’re a pathetic pencil dick loser, then we need to talk. Why? Because you only get hard when I address you in the way that you secretly know you should be addressed: Little Shrimpy, Girly Girl, Little Clean Up ManBig Pussy, etc.

If you would like to enjoy a  Small Dick Humiliation Mistress session with me and discuss your tiny dick problems I’m available most days from 2pm – 9pm EST. You can check my schedule or the Cock Control page to see if I’m available.