Answers:
A) It was the chicken’s day off
B) Turkeys have small brains
C) To see Audrey!
If you picked C you’re right! Audrey is here this Thanksgiving to satisfy your deepest thanksgiving wishes. Whether you want Guided Masturbation with a side of Cuckolding, or Cock Control with SPH or maybe Extreme Humiliation and a smidgen of Coerced Bi, or perhaps a sampling of everything, Thanksgiving always *cums with all the extras! Hope to connect with you soon!
xo Audrey
p.s. I will be away tomorrow, Friday November 25, but back again this weekend to take your naughty calls!
Dear Mistress Audrey,
The turkey crossed the road to get to work since the chicken called in sick, while on the other side of the road the turkey took classes at Harvard, became smarter to compensate for his small brain, but ultimately left classes early, when he saw Mistress Audrey laying out during a hot summer day on campus. Not sure what the hell that was about…think I need more medication