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Ten Shocking Truths About Your Small Dick

Do you know what the universal sign for a small dick is?

Do you know what the universal sign for a small dick is?

How Do I Know You’re Small? Let Me Count the Ways

1. You Tell Me You’re “Average”

I love when guys tell me they’re average because I know immediately that means they’re well below average–or at least anything that would count in my book. I hate to break it to you but 4 or 5 inches and below — this is nowhere near average! A guy who’s 5 inches can barely penetrate a woman {see my chart below to learn more}. For a size queen like me, 6 inches is not average and 7 inches is the low end of the spectrum of barely passable. Frankly, I would consider a lover with a 7 inch dick to be a bit too small for my taste.

2. You Tell Me “I’m Very Oral”

Oh please! All this broadcasts is that tiny thing hanging between your legs is so miniscule that oral is the only thing you’re good for. I’m glad because I’m going to have a lot of fun making you orally pleasure some of my real men friends.

3.  How Do You Stack Up To My Heels?

I know that if I tease you with one of my sculpted stilettos and your hard on through your pants isn’t surpassing the length of my heel, you don’t stand a chance with me. This is a no-fail way to weed out prospective suitors.

4. The Finger Test

You know what the universal sign for a small dick is? A woman’s pinky finger. But my finger test is a bit more rigorous. I will slide my index finger along your dick under the bar at a crowded club and know instantaneously how you measure up. Keep in mind that I only date guys who are 8 inches or larger.

5. You Can’t Meet My Gaze

This is the gold standard of small dick evaluations. You’re so embarrassed by your shameful secret that you’re broadcasting it to me without saying a word. When I ask you a question you blush and stutter and can’t bring yourself to meet my gaze. Your lowered eyes tell me everything I need to know!

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6. You Love When I Probe Your Secrets

Some of my tiny callers enjoy how I gently probe their secrets, the thrill of it gives them an embarrassing hard on. Are you one of those guys who will squirm when I softly laugh and guess your secret, the shame sending a shudder through your body?

7. You Can’t Get Enough of My Insults

My long time caller, micro mini tina had an intense orgasm when I named her and the rest of you pathetic pindicks only get hard when I address you in the way that you secretly know you should be addressed: Little Shrimpy, Girly Girl, Little Clean Up Man, Big Pussy, etc.

8. Real Men Don’t Wear Panties

But you’re not a real man, are you? No, you’re too tempted by the prospect of being my girl, my panty wearing bitch.

9. Destined To Be A Cocksucker

That’s right, we both know that you’re too small to please a woman and the only thing you’re good for is taking care of real men.

10. Cuckolding is Your Calling

Your little secret is on display not just for me but my lovers, and your role in life now is to be my fluffer and take care of my needs, which is to be pleasured by real men. You’re willing to do whatever you’re asked…

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If you would like to have me be your Small Dick Humiliation Mistress  and discuss your tiny dick problems I’m available most days and evenings. You can check my schedule or check the Cock Control page or the upper right hand of this blog to see if I’m available.

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25 comments to Ten Shocking Truths About Your Small Dick

  • micro mini tina

    Hi Goddess Audrey, I guess I am slightly above the micropenis part of your chart. Looking to a life of pleasuring your real men friends.

    • Dear micro mini tina, I never thought I’d see the day when you thought you were slightly above average, lol {even though you’re just slightly above a micropenis}!

      xo Audrey

  • Mistress Audrey i am in the “Still a Girl” category! 😉

    I may make her cum once a year,but only if i am using my mouth to pleasure her is more like it!

    I have had Women through me off of them during Sex with them saying “Your little dick does absolutely nothing for me!”

    My Tiny Little 4″ when fully erect Sissy Clit is not something that is able to give any Woman that Hot Earth Shattering Multiple Orgasm Deep F*cking she so rightly Needs and Deserves to have from a “Real Man!”

  • Jim

    Audrey
    I can still recall the first times I heard girls use the term “hung”
    or “well hung”. I also recall first hearing girls talk about a guys being “endowed@ or
    “well endowed”. It hit me how much girls thought about this
    and, it seemed, even girls who were not super social or in some
    cases even dating seemed to care. I also think it makes a difference if a girl had known more than one guy.

  • micro mini tina

    Hi Goddess Audrey, I noticed on your tumblr that you have a photo up that says dicks under 5 inches must remain locked.

  • Jim

    You are right – the feelings if horror and excitement
    sort of merge togethtrr

  • Jim

    Audrey

    I thought about your response several times – ever since I
    first read it. You completely capture how I must have
    felt even before I realized it – I have always been sort of
    overwhelmed in hearing females talk of this topic – both horrified,
    yet excited is really it. In college more than anywhere I
    recall girls even chatting while I was right there within ear
    shot. I felt as though they’d “chat” w me there in a way they
    might not w every guy. Not sure. Inside I’d be incredibly
    curious but get very (very) quiet and sort of hope
    I would not be noticed. I think the whole size thing relates
    to submissiveness in general?

    • Jim, I agree. It definitely goes hand and hand with submissiveness. I’ll be following up with another post soon as there was a big response to this from my callers.

      xo

      • jim

        I have wondered about the connection if there is one – between size and submissiveness. Something there seems so strong. It is like “physical”. I can recall many instances of simply overhearing girls talk about size (almost invariably in favor of it or “wowed” by it) and my voice almost automatically would get soft and I would not want to make eye contact. It is a very strong physical sort of response when your eyes just move toward the floor without you directing them.
        Usually I’d keep this response as to myself as possible. If a girl ever notices it it gives her
        unbelievable power I think. Then it is like she “has” this secret of yours and you sort of walk around kind of hoping (preying) that she keeps it to herself. Only once or twice have I had a girl really get this power. I don’t know if others “get it” but “use it” less?

  • micro mini tina

    Looking forward to that post. as I agree with you. It also goes with lacking confidence. As submissiveness goes with it also.

  • Cum_Filled_Balls

    Dear Mistress Audry,

    I really like this table, which you present. What is presented is certainly true. Even though my cock is 8 in., I realize that for size queens, such as you, I am average. Also, being sexually submissive, I do require the need to have mistresses control my cock, telling me when to or when not to stroke.

    I would like to add that penis thickness may also modify things. Being a lifestyle male submissive, I have in-person mistresses, and we get together once or twice a month for our BDSM parties. We usually have 1 or 2 other submissive males show up for the “party” activities. With one guy, when erect, his cock is 5 in,; however, it is a very thick cock. Comparing his cock with my 8 in. cock, I have average thickness. This gets to my next point, which involves penis head size. The glans of my cock is the size of a large strawberry, and the glans of his cock is the size of a kiwi. This means that he may have a shorter cock than me, but he has a much larger glans. [Another reason why I do not brag!] I think that there are many women that may like him for his thickness. Hopefully, this can open up some discussion on this blog.

    Thank you for a great post!

    • Dear CFB, thank you for your astute comment. Yes a thicker head always helps although 5″ is still a bit lacking in stature for true size queens…hoping we get a chance to discuss in a session one day soon, sounds like you have many interesting thoughts on one of my favorite subjects!
      xo Audrey

  • fucktoy tina

    Hi Goddess Audrey, Looking over the chart again. My category is use my fingers, use my tongue or just give up and take it up the ass. Nervous about the 3rd one though. Do you think that you should add blower and ball licker for life to that? That chart also has me thinking what percent of losers are in my category? Think maybe only 3% of men are that small. Do you 75% of men are over 5 inches and avoid chastity and under 5 inches need to be locked and should never breed.

    • Dear fucktoy tina, I think you should review my post about you being a triple threat, ie tiny dick, virgin and premature ejaculator. I think that would clear up the category you’re in. Also chastity has nothing to do with size, but a small dick is definitely one that should be locked up!

      • fucktoy tina

        Hi Goddess Audrey, Which post was that about me being a triple threat? I agree that chastity has nothing to with size but do you feel that even men with size could be locked up?

  • Jen Lee

    Dear Goddess Audrey,

    I did find you small dick measurement guide after our hot session tonight. As you suggest, I am worthless as a man so it is a good thing I am a cock sucking sissy!

    Thanks for reminding me of my girly status..

    Jen

  • Peter

    I’m about 4″ not hard when hard it’s about 6″ but only way I can get hard is if I wear bra/slip/heels/lipstick/perfume/lotion and it’s only way I get off. Ms Delia with sizes I mentioned I need to be locked and dressed as girl all the time. Ms Violet & Ms Jenna said the same thing also. I told Ms Violet it’s only way I get hard and off as I’ve been getting off whenever I want for last 6 years & she said that has to change. A lot of the mistresses said if I have small cock it needs to be locked up:( if I get locked up I won’t be able to get off whenever I want and become a locked sissy girl.:(

  • tyler

    so if im over 8 inches, but cant last over 8 minutes? than what to do with me?

  • tyler

    i could likely last longer with you tho…

  • I may be too small for a cage i have a penis restraint .Cock a doodle doo not every cock will do i am particular

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