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SPH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

SPH delusions can take many forms–for example, that a women could knowingly be interested in a small dicked guy…but the biggest of all is that they have a normal if not extremely grand sized penis. WHAT? You’re thinking that SPH seekers enjoy being humiliated for their tiny sub-size inadequate penis. Yes they do, but a rarely discussed aspect of SPH delusions is that some of my pathetic small dick callers enter into what I refer to as Walter Mitty breaks from reality where they indulge in grand SPH Delusions of well, grandeur…

WISHFUL THINKING

Here’s a typical response I hear from callers when they start to describe their situation to me: “I have a little bit of a small one.” This is generous language (ie, SPH delusions) and code for under four inches, usually more like three inches. Please see the universal measuring standards on my previous post here. And most of these poor losers couldn’t get hard enough for a woman even if they wanted to, but that’s another post altogether. Four inches isn’t a bit small, it’s microscopic!

Here’s an email I recently received from Elaine, one of my my tiny pecker (her words) callers:

SPH Delusions

Elaine writes:

I have to put this decal over my zipper

Ha! High is right! Like I said, SPH delusions are a thing!

Getting shot down by a dominant Mistress always leaves my poor inferior penis sluts humiliated and excited.

DO YOUR SPH DELUSIONS QUALIFY FOR SPH FROM A DOMINANT SIZE QUEEN?

In case there’s any doubt in you mind, whether you qualify for a Small Penis Humiliation call from me, please take my dick evaluation in this blog post: 10 Shocking Truths About Your Small Dick. As far as I’m concerned, this post is required reading if you’re looking to speak with me, but you might also enjoy:

Humiliation For Small Dick Losers

OurLittle Secret: Tiny Dick

Are You A Small Dick Loser Who Can’t Get Laid?

8 comments to SPH Delusions

  • Petey cream puff

    Im in this category. 😞😢😧😳 I’ve been told that we need to be put in panties and chastity since we can’t satisfy hot women such as you and the ldw mistresses. Ms Olivia & Ms Delia already have dressed/turned and kept me as a girl with no intention of ever going back. It’s taken adjustment to get used to this but I lost bet with Ms Olivia and now I have to stay this way all the time. Having this done to me is only way I can get hard and off.

  • Hi Ms. Audrey,

    I have to say I enjoyed your post! You’re right, there are those small dicked losers like Elaine who have delusions of grandeur. Others perhaps it’s , their delusions are really a sardonic dig at their own fate. Mocking the small dick card they were dealt.

    🙂 I can’t wait to read all of your blogs on small dicked losers!

  • Men enjoy being humiliated for having a small penis. How bruised is his ego? I’m sure he spends sleepless night thinking about what woman will ever want his small penis. Also, some men with small penises converted shame, humiliation into a sort of sexual pleasure. And this is why they turn to a mistress.

  • jim

    In my experience most women evaluate size. It seems even pretty conservative females do. One woman told me it’s a biological reality that girls seek the better endowed. Women sort of teach you where you stand I think sometimes they know ithey are and other times not.

  • micro mini tina

    Hi Goddess Audrey, This is one problem I don’t have. Hopefully we will be able to talk soon.

  • slaveboy

    Mistress Audrey, I hope you update your wish list soon. That is for the sake of financial slaves.

  • slaveboy

    Thanks Mistress Audrey, looking forward to you updating your wish list with more clothes and shoes.

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