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Welcome! Pencil Dick Losers Are My Specialty!

Are you a pencil dick loser who needs a dominate Mistress? The answer is yes if whenever  beautiful woman shoots you down your poor little penis is humiliated and excited.

YOUR PATHETIC COCK IS NOT AVERAGE

And please don’t try to tell me that your tiny but average in girth because I know immediately that means you’re well below average–or at least anything that would count in my book. I hate to break it to you but 4 or 5 inches and below — this is nowhere near average and makes you a pencil dick by proxy. A guy who’s 5 inches can barely penetrate a woman {see my chart to learn more}. For a size queen like me, 6 inches is not average and 7 inches is the low end of the spectrum of barely passable. Frankly, I would consider a lover with a 7 inch dick to be a bit too small for my taste.

 

YOU’RE ONLY GOOD FOR PLEASURING MY MALE FRIENDS

You’re a pencil dick loser if oral is the only thing you’re good for. No, not for me of course, but I’ll have a lot of fun making you orally pleasure some of my real men friends. The only thing you’re good for is taking care of real men.

 

YOU LIKE MY HUMILIATING QUESTIONS

This is the gold standard of pencil dick losesr evaluations. You’re so embarrassed by your shameful secret that you’re broadcasting it to me without saying a word. When I ask you a question you blush and stutter and can’t bring yourself to meet my gaze. Your lowered eyes tell me everything I need to know! If I ask about your tiny little dick, the thrill of it gives you an embarrassing hard on.

If you’re one of those guys who squirms when I softly laugh and guess your secret,–that you’re a pathetic pencil dick loser, then we need to talk. Why? Because you only get hard when I address you in the way that you secretly know you should be addressed: Little Shrimpy, Girly Girl, Little Clean Up ManBig Pussy, etc.

If you would like to enjoy a  Small Dick Humiliation Mistress session with me and discuss your tiny dick problems I’m available most days from 2pm – 9pm EST. You can check my schedule or the Cock Control page to see if I’m available.

 

Humiliation Whore Quiz

How do you know you’re a Humiliation Whore? Let me make it easy for you. Here is a little quiz that will let you know if you’re just dabbling with Humiliation or a Humiliation Whore who’s off the richter scale.

Answer truthfully and leave a comment about how many questions you answered True . . . → Read More: Humiliation Whore Quiz

Spoil Your Cocktease Princess

Nothing prepares you for the high of what it feels like to spoil a cocktease princess. If you already know what this feels like to be in a humiliation session with me and you just want to spoil me, go straight to my wishlist.

For those of you new to spoiling . . . → Read More: Spoil Your Cocktease Princess

Sissies Who Want Transformation

Sissies who want transformation often book sessions with me to discuss some very interesting topics – I’ll be addressing more of these in the blog and you might want to read my current post over on Sissyville!

However, sissies who want transformation have much deeper needs. A beautiful manicure, pale pink wig, lipgloss, eyelash extensions . . . → Read More: Sissies Who Want Transformation

Emotional Mind Games

Let the Emotional Mind Games Begin!

Not sure what an Emotion Mind Game is? Or even how to express your fantasy? At one end of the spectrum we have Erotic Conversation and at the other end of the spectrum, you might call it the pinnacle or creme de la creme Phone . . . → Read More: Emotional Mind Games

CRAVING DOMINATION

If you have been craving domination, your wait is over! I’m here and ready to give you the extreme cockteasing you’ve been dreaming about.

Have you missed me? I’m sure those of you humiliation sluts reading this are already reaching for the phone. I can’t wait to connect!

Speaking of what’s up, I’ve . . . → Read More: CRAVING DOMINATION

Small Penis Solution

Are you looking for a Small Penis Solution?

A small penis solution is like a unicorn. A dreamy fantasy but impossible to come by because as we all know, there is no cure for a small penis (see my post: Endless SPH) other than a dominant size queen who serves you . . . → Read More: Small Penis Solution

Hi Bitches Happy New Year!

Hello my sissies, humiliation addicts and cuck boys ~ I have missed you! Will be around today taking some calls – hope to chat soon!

xoxo Audrey

Craving Lady Cock

Get down on your knees and suck my lady cock! Is this the kind of fantasy that gets you off or that you find your mind returning to again and again? Maybe you wear royal blue panties under your jeans during the day to remind yourself how much you crave being . . . → Read More: Craving Lady Cock

Cuckold Fantasy

Do you have a cuckold fantasy that drives you crazy? I can’t tell you the number of married men who I have spoken with, who because of their small inadequate cock, either dream about a big stud satisfying their wife or have actually experienced it. And once you have witnessed a . . . → Read More: Cuckold Fantasy